{"product_id":"assorted-birthday-r-rated","title":"Assorted Birthday (R Rated)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"80\" data-end=\"115\"\u003eBecause “Happy Birthday” is boring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"251\"\u003eThis is the stuff you actually mean.\u003cbr data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"156\"\u003eA mix of cheeky, rude, and slightly inappropriate birthday messages designed to get a reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"365\"\u003eThink:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI BROUGHT CAKE LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"300\" data-end=\"303\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRUDE THAT YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN ME\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"338\" data-end=\"341\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYOU’RE AGING LIKE MILK\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"425\"\u003eStick them on a cake, hand one over, and enjoy the moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"493\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"467\"\u003e12 assorted R-rated birthday wishes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"470\"\u003eSome nicer than others. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Words","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48330531864831,"sku":null,"price":18.85,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0808\/7506\/1503\/files\/Assorted_Birthday_Full_Cake_R_RATED.png?v=1774454307","url":"https:\/\/dirtywords.com.au\/products\/assorted-birthday-r-rated","provider":"Dirty Words","version":"1.0","type":"link"}