{"product_id":"birthday-bitch","title":"Birthday Bitch (X Rated)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"148\" data-end=\"191\"\u003eShe’s your bestie. You love her. We all do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"193\" data-end=\"309\"\u003eBut let’s be honest… she’s not here for another polite little “Happy Birthday” and a card she’ll throw out tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"311\" data-end=\"352\"\u003eThis year, speak your real love language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"354\" data-end=\"426\"\u003eThe kind that says \u003cem data-start=\"373\" data-end=\"386\"\u003eI adore you\u003c\/em\u003e, but also \u003cem data-start=\"397\" data-end=\"425\"\u003eI know exactly who you are\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"521\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLUT WITH A CUPCAKE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"447\" data-end=\"450\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBIRTHDAY BITCH\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"464\" data-end=\"467\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBLOW ME\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"474\" data-end=\"477\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e+9 other beautifully inappropriate phrases\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"523\" data-end=\"578\"\u003eBecause birthdays shouldn’t be polite and conservative.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"580\" data-end=\"658\"\u003eThey should be loud. Slightly unhinged. A little bit rude. And a lot more fun.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Words","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48296479031551,"sku":null,"price":18.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0808\/7506\/1503\/files\/X_BIRTHDAY_BITCH_CUPCAKE.png?v=1773842940","url":"https:\/\/dirtywords.com.au\/products\/birthday-bitch","provider":"Dirty Words","version":"1.0","type":"link"}