FAQ

Got questions? Read this before you do something questionable.

What exactly am I buying?
A set of chocolate words you place on cakes, cupcakes, desserts or whatever you feel like adding your own touch to.

What comes in a pack?
Each pack contains 12 chocolates.
Depending on the product, they’ll either all be the same word or a mix.

Are these edible?
Yes. Real Belgian white chocolate and printed with edible inks. Not just for decoration. Eat them or gift them.  Just don't give them to your dog, or onions.  You can give the chocolates to onions, but don't give onions to your dog.

What size are they?
All our chocolates are hand made, and the size varies a lot.  As a guide they are around the size of a 20 cent piece.  All uniquely shaped.  Perfect as a single piece on a cupcake, or use a few for a larger cake or dessert. 

Can I choose my own words?
To an extent.  We have some preselected crowd favourites available in packs of 12. Use the “Pick Your Word” option.

Are they really that inappropriate?
You've made it past the homepage, so I assume you already know the answer to this.  Yes. Some are cheeky. Some are not safe for work. You’ve been warned.

How are they packaged?
Each piece is carefully made, lightly kissed and gently patted, then sealed and packed safely. Ready to gift.

How long do they last?
They have a solid shelf life, but let’s be honest, they won’t last that long.

Do you offer refunds?
If something arrives wrong, we’ll fix it.
If you regret your word choice… that’s on you.

How long does shipping take?
We dispatch quickly. Delivery times depend on your location and Australia Post.

Are they suitable for my elderly grandparents, I want something to put on their 60th wedding anniversary cake.
We’re working on a range just for them.
So far we’ve got “Gran cheated on you in 1963” and “Let’s celebrate - Bukkake?”
Still finalising the full 12.

Can you make nicer chocolates.
Fuck off.