Old Bastards Birthday (X Rated)

It may be his birthday, but that doesn’t mean the only gifts are socks and jocks.

This year, say what you really mean.

Express yourself with chocolate words like:

HAPPY BLOWJOB DAY
DICKHEAD WITH A CUPCAKE
ANOTHER YEAR OLDER – STILL A CUNT
+9 other wildly inappropriate phrases

Because birthdays are just a polite reminder that he’s getting older ... and you’re running out of nice ways to say it.