Assorted Birthday (R Rated)
$18.85
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Assorted Birthday (R Rated)
$18.85
Because “Happy Birthday” is boring.
This is the stuff you actually mean.
A mix of cheeky, rude, and slightly inappropriate birthday messages designed to get a reaction.
Think:
I BROUGHT CAKE LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS
RUDE THAT YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN ME
YOU’RE AGING LIKE MILK
Stick them on a cake, hand one over, and enjoy the moment.
12 assorted R-rated birthday wishes.
Some nicer than others.