Birthday Bitch (X Rated)

She’s your bestie. You love her. We all do.

But let’s be honest… she’s not here for another polite little “Happy Birthday” and a card she’ll throw out tomorrow.

This year, speak your real love language.

The kind that says I adore you, but also I know exactly who you are.

SLUT WITH A CUPCAKE
BIRTHDAY BITCH
BLOW ME
+9 other beautifully inappropriate phrases

Because birthdays shouldn’t be polite and conservative.

They should be loud. Slightly unhinged. A little bit rude. And a lot more fun.